Welcome to Figure Fetish, where we examine what happens when you take an unhealthy obsession with overly-sexualized anime figurines, and follow it to its logical conclusion.
This site is not suitable for viewing at work and not suitable for children. To my eternal shame, it contains:
- Adult themes
- Blatant objectification of women
- PVC and resin nudity
- Inter-species affection
- Inappropriate use of dairy products
People upset by any of the above should turn off the computer and have a nice lie down.
For everyone else: Look! Plastic boobies!
This site is dedicated to the study of female anime figures. For the uninitiated, these figurines or statues are usually based on characters found in Japanese anime (animation), manga (comic books) and videogames.
I started collecting them as a substitute for having sex, because I'm married. I'm only into the sexy female ones because I don't see much difference between the other types and toys, and I'm too old to be collecting toys. You won't find any of those cute little loli figures here. I like my little plastic dolls to look all grown-up.
I'm not one of those collectors who keep their figures in the original boxes. I like to get them out of the box and abuse them in various ways in front of a camera. Actually, I've always wanted to do that with real women too, but the boxes are too big to sneak past my wife.
There are plenty of blogs and review sites out there with pictures of figures. What I want to do here is present the figures in a different way. I've got many ideas for this, but my lack of artistic ability might prevent me from achieving them. I'll probably just fall back to smearing them with yogurt.
I hope your visit isn't a complete waste of time!
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After being burned by fakes on that wretched hive of scum and villainy known as eBay, I've always received good quality and service from Play-Asia. This should be your first stop for pre-orders and brand-new releases.
Alternatively, and particularly if you live in the USA, Amazon is great for figures.
If you want to assemble and paint your own figures, E2046 is the place to go for garage kits and all that stuff. They sell recast kits, but I've been assured that their selection of PVC figures are authentic.
My name is Steve and I live in Australia. Please let me know what you think of this site. If you are a webmaster, let's swap links!